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anxiety troll

The part of your brain that likes to remind you of all the bad/embarrassing things you've ever done to ruin your, otherwise pleasant, day. He's the little asshole that you try and keep locked in a cave, but jumps out when you're not paying attention and tortures you with your own stupid memories...like an asshole. Asshole!
I was trying to go to sleep, but my anxiety troll got out of his cave and I was up all night thinking about that time I made my mom cry when I was ten.
by Anxiety Troll June 7, 2017
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Pussy Anxiety

When you're going waiting to have sex on a special occasion, only to start your period right before the event.
Girl: Honey i'm sorry, we can't have sex tonight.
Girlfriend: but I just got the promotion, why?
Girl: Pussy Anxiety, I just started my period
by BabybitchEgg July 5, 2017
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Power Anxiety

Power Anxiety is the feeling when a device you're using gives a low battery warning or the battery symbol is red.
The feeling that you may not have enough power to complete your current task.
I got a bit of power anxiety yesterday when I couldn't find a socket and I was working on my presentation.
by JDH-CS July 25, 2016
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weight anxiety

weight anxiety is the over stress of wanting to loose wight; people with this will always be looking for a way to loose weight even if unhealthy
She has weight anxiety because she's on her 6th diet in 4 months.

He has weight anxiety because he's always working out and barely eating.
by hotmess_2012 May 15, 2016
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anxiety tornado

A sweeping, fast moving state of anxiety that arrives without warning and takes everything in its path with it.
He had made an offhand remark, a minor joke, but to her it incited an anxiety tornado, swirling, uprooting, splintering and lifting her self-worth and sense of security with it until she felt herself to be an emotionally wrecked trailer park.
by Monkey's Dad August 15, 2021
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Anxiety Bag

noun - a bag of vaporized cannabis too large for just one human. Unless, of course, that human is toking proficient.
Gentleman 1: I'd better not fill her all the way up, otherwise she'll be an anxiety bag.

Voice in Gentleman 1's Head: Just like my wife!

Gentleman 1: Ba-zing!!
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Breakfast Anxiety

The anxiety one experiences after a night out with friends that no one will attend breakfast the following morning.
by BasementDweller October 2, 2013
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