my computer is acting retarded

An excuse to get off of AIM or any instant messaging service when you don't want to talk to someone. Very effective, because everyone's computer acts retarded sometimes.

Jane: You know Amy, I'm so glad I can talk to you. You're the only person who really understands my relationship problems with Mike.

Amy: Yeah. My computer is acting retarded so don't be surprised if I suddenly log off AIM.

by I hate boring chats March 17, 2009

Albino Sweat Hog

Large women who can not shut up, sweats immensely, drinks heavily and sticks her snout in other bussiness

Wow! That lady at the bar is a total albino sweat hog.

by WB123 April 6, 2010

alain prost

One of the best Formula one racer ever. His rivalry with Ayrton Senna was the most exiting the sport has ever seen. He retired in 1993 after winning the championship for the fourth time. Still races today in France in the "ice race championship".

I was driving like alain Prost down the freeway at 3:00 Am

by OlivierP June 11, 2006

albino dolphin

when a white boy dives into a wave as it crests while in the ocean and exposes his bare white ass to everyone on the beach

"Damn did that cracka just pull off an albino dolphin?!"

by Rad Parris July 2, 2006

dirty alaina

The prime goal of most humans is to be like dirty alaina. She is the best kind of person you could choose to surround yourself with. Beautiful, talented, intelligent, etc.

Damn... I wanna be like dirty Alaina

by Effmeup33 April 15, 2020

Alaina

Beautiful girl, popular in school, but hangs out with non-popular kids. Lovable, friendly, and hard to not talk to. Impossible to get angry at her. Curly hair, sky blue eyes. Funny in her own way.

Man, I wish Alaina was my best friend

by FranciscoYours November 19, 2017

Alaina

Alaina is an amazinable beautiful short girl with beautiful blonde hair and gorgeous hazel eyes and is just the most beautiful angel you will ever see. She knows how to make anyone happy on any given day, and all of her friends love her in every way. If a guy ever meets her they can’t stop complimenting and liking her because there’s so much to love about her. Just her smile already brightens any guys day and she always seems to amaze anyone. She’s so unique and special because she shows much love and affection for anyone or guy she meets. She’s very caring and is an amazing older sister and always is honest and compassionate to anyone she trusts. She’s so beautiful there’s no words to describe and she’s also an amazing kisser. Alaina is awesome and the best

WOW Alaina your awesome!

by JesseDel November 5, 2018