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almost heaven

by RamoneMar November 7, 2018
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Almostist

Like a perfectionist, but you give some slack on the completion of tasks.
I’ve become an almostist at keeping my home tidy. I am a perfectionist who wants things perfectly clean, but I wasn’t feeling well so I became a almostist at letting things remain not perfectly in place.
by candiedbones January 24, 2020
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almost saw the flocka wocka

when you’re on facetime and he almost shows you his dick on accident
person 1: *phone falls almost showing penis*

person 2: “Uh Oh almost saw the Flocka Wocka
by midgetporn888 January 15, 2021
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Y'almost

You all almost; all of you almost
Y'almost threw a chair off of a balcony into the pool.
by @albyjumponit April 26, 2015
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the almost impossible game show

An amazing game show that is aired in the U.K and narrated by the rubberbandits. In the show, 10 contestants must complete 5 games, with 50 lives. Every time you fail a game, you lose a life. Lose 15 lives and you fail the game and move on to another one. Some popular games include: Enter Trouser, Punch Your Own Face, and my personal favourite, Tiny Bike.
Dude 1: Have you ever seen the almost impossible game show?
Dude 2: Yeah! My favourite game is Punch Your Own Face!
by Slimthicky69 February 3, 2017
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I almost shed a tear.

Boo hoo mothefucker. Pull yourself together.
You cycled all the way across europe and you’re tired? Well, I almost shed a tear.
by Yung’Un August 11, 2019
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Happy almost birthday

Yo your birthday is coming up. Happy almost birthday!
by user since 2002 September 23, 2020
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