Alien abduction

A group of people who may or may not be from outer space. But who take great interest in you're butthole.

Alien abduction societies are normal. After the victim has been violated. Government types show up, and declare that there's nothing to see. While others are eager to cover it up.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 2, 2020

Divine Abduction

A powerful move, performed only by the a few powerful entities, that teleports a targeted person or object to the divine realm, where they will be judged by emissaries of creation themselves.

Emma: "that Robert fella is very annoying!"
Kuro: "just use the divine abduction to get rid of him"
Emma: *uses divine abduction*
Robert: *ceases to exist*
Armored warrior: "RRRROOOOOBBBBBEREEEEEERRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!"

by Groak the foot fungus May 21, 2020

hood auction

When a person tells everyone who ever does the most damage to someone’s property gets the money

Ay hood auction at jacks house, whoever does the most damage gets 500$!!

by Spicy nuts March 10, 2021

Fish Auction

When you're selling something online and some jamoke who's usually from somewhere where they haggle over fish at street markets comes at you offering 1/3 of your asking price or less.

Buyer: Would you take $40 for those Jordans?
Seller: Save it for the fish auction bruh.

by Vinnie_C February 14, 2022

stingray affliction

The condition of being bullied, but with an emphasis on frequent small-scale torment as opposed to specific big instances of especially harmful behavior. Usually the affliction presents in such a way that the bullied individual passes on that bullying to other people and perpetuate the issue in a social climate.

Tyler suffers from stingray affliction at school because those meanie-ass kids are always making small stabs in passing... but the pain is bigger than it seems. This has made him a callous, tough-guy asshole in response.

by Stopspyingonme September 28, 2022

Urban Dick Auctionary

Words with friends 2

Urban Dick Auctionary

by RoseRed669 January 22, 2023

I.V.A Interesting Vocal adduction

The singy voice used in a general conversation to response/interactions with another person to make communication more interesting/dramatic.

I I.V.A Interesting Vocal adduction responded with" noooo, I don't want you to rub my feettttt" in my best singing voice. He said "it's fine, i will wait till you fall asleep..he's a weirdo but I get it.

by Sunnykittyshine December 22, 2018