hobo in your attic

a hobo that lives in your attic is a very mischevious hobo. It hides your Ouija board.

that crazy hobo in your attic is steeling my internet

by evie hrt October 16, 2009

Con-Textual Attribution Error

The tendency to mistake the superficial excitement derived from receiving text messages for the excitement bourne out of genuine chemistry between you and your text-happy new friend, especially prevalent in the budding stages of romance when a high degree of unfamiliarity is present between said parties. In the alternate context of an in-person or phone conversation, the same conversation would not be nearly as exciting.

It's no wonder your romances always crash so hard after you finally get to know the person, all the excitement between you is nothing more than the anticipation and reception of text messages. It's classic Con-Textual Attribution Error. Similar to the excitement and subsequent letdown of Christmas.

by mckwistonator October 22, 2011

fuck-all attitude

Showing a lack of care for anything to a very unpleasing degree.

Tony was let go by his employer because of his poor work ethic and fuck-all attitude.

by Hex Omega January 8, 2021

the perfect attire

an all black fit

all black fit thats the perfect attire

by j6mari August 18, 2022

In the attic

Said of a jew who hides or is generally ashamed of his heritage.

My friend Dan is totally in the attic. He never tells anyone he's Jewish, and the guy's middle name is Abraham for god's sake...

by Hoda March 8, 2009

Atticus Ross

The reason why Nine Inch Nails sounds like shit now. For further reference, consult the following: Hesitation Marks, Not The Actual Events, Add Violence, and Bad Witch

Chad: Hey man, wanna go to a NIN concert?
Jim: No thanks, their music sucks now thanks to Atticus Ross

by Doktor Strangelove February 12, 2019

the attic

Def: Noun, The third floor, right side of Hook Hall at Elon University. The Attic is comprised of eight, good looking gentlemen who enjoy life's pleasures. Nights at the attic are meant for "broing out", or having a rediculous amount of women in a tight area. Also known as "the fratio", "hook 302", and even "not smith hall".

Girl #1: Hey, let's pick up guys outside of Smith Hall tonight!

Girl #2: No way, haven't you heard of the attic? The men up there actually have class.
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Bro #1: Dude, what is that flier doing on the tree?
Bro #2: Didn't you hear? Macy Gray s playing at the attic on friday night!

by brodobaggins October 24, 2008