Asad

has to be pronounced:

A-SAAAAAAAAAAD

White guy: Ah-sad, wait up!
Brown guy: Dude, what the fuck is wrong with you?
White guy: What?
Brown guy: It's Asad- A-SAAAAAAAAAAAAD -FOR GOD'S FUCKING SAKE.
White guy: You're such 'a sad' faggot.

by The Zurban Thesaurus November 4, 2017

Asaiah

A total fucking retard. They obsess over the dumbest things and ruin perfectly good jokes. Usually, a pain in the ass to be around and overall annoying.

That dumbass over there is a total Asaiah.

by Hicco912 October 30, 2017

Asad

He is the most annoying fucking kid in the world. He has a very small dick. He has no friends and I super annoying.

ASad is annoying

by YoMama723 March 30, 2019

Asad

Decent guy that needs to be with Alisha

Alisha, will you be Asad's?

by I need U August 18, 2016

ASSident

When you sit on your phone and you accidently call someone while it's in your ass pocket

You called me yesterday while your phone was in your ass pocket and i heard your conversation about what you did to your boyfriend last night. Stop calling me on assident.

by lilmohaynes March 17, 2010

assidently

To accidently dial a number from your cell phone

when its in your pocket .

I must of assidently called you again.

by adamthecat August 6, 2011

Aaiden

Aaiden is another word for a tall, orange simp. He gets with a girl 5 times and simps even after the "final" break up, usually, the final breakup is the girl being done with his shit.

He is often friends with a "Hamish" who by my definition is a giant simp.

Jim: "Hey Aaiden"

Aaiden: "Hey whats u-"

Everyone: "Aaiden why'd you break up and get back with Manaia again?"

Aaiden: "Nervous simp noises"

by AnActualPotatoFarmer May 28, 2020