The most racist, backwards country of cretins in all of Earth.
Must be a KKK member to participate in any political office or get ridiculed for it till the day you die and Earth ends.
The most nosy country and gets stuck in wars halfway across the continent.
Stubborn enough to split straight through the ground and is home to 95% of the worlds obese people.
The justice system is equivalent to the scum under my shoe.
So stuck up and greedy people are suing homeless people for walking on their side of the sidewalk.
Fake boobs stiffer than tree bark, plastic surgery, and slim waists is what's hot.
Now known as home of the weed, even so cocaine packs washed up on southern beaches.
Everyone that is not white is still being treated as if they were walking, breathing poop from sewer systems.
So far in debt the government shutdown twice, and governors are caught posing as young Mexicans sending pictures of their body parts to girls that could be their childrens children.
Police officers are so jumpy and scared there has been pages of reports of innocent people gunned down with no weapon on them.
Can get so offended it takes one slip up to cause an uproar.
Paparazzi is so bad there are cameras in celebrity showers because no one else has nothing better to do but read about other peoples lives and talk about them behind closed doors.
So selfish people who can buy all of the continent is flipping shit just because they have to pay a cent more than anyone else.
Must be a KKK member to participate in any political office or get ridiculed for it till the day you die and Earth ends.
The most nosy country and gets stuck in wars halfway across the continent.
Stubborn enough to split straight through the ground and is home to 95% of the worlds obese people.
The justice system is equivalent to the scum under my shoe.
So stuck up and greedy people are suing homeless people for walking on their side of the sidewalk.
Fake boobs stiffer than tree bark, plastic surgery, and slim waists is what's hot.
Now known as home of the weed, even so cocaine packs washed up on southern beaches.
Everyone that is not white is still being treated as if they were walking, breathing poop from sewer systems.
So far in debt the government shutdown twice, and governors are caught posing as young Mexicans sending pictures of their body parts to girls that could be their childrens children.
Police officers are so jumpy and scared there has been pages of reports of innocent people gunned down with no weapon on them.
Can get so offended it takes one slip up to cause an uproar.
Paparazzi is so bad there are cameras in celebrity showers because no one else has nothing better to do but read about other peoples lives and talk about them behind closed doors.
So selfish people who can buy all of the continent is flipping shit just because they have to pay a cent more than anyone else.
"Girl raped and murdered and dumped in a trashcan just outside Orange Park. Oh and Miley Cyrus got a new hairstyle omgee let me tweet this!"
Typical America news.
Typical America news.
by YeahISaidIt October 07, 2013
by uncle samantha February 23, 2010
A shit-hole, evil country. The country of satan. Most shameless and disgusting country is America. Inhuman country.
by Americans are evils February 03, 2021
by kerowren February 27, 2008
A country where a lot of people like to rebell against tradition and hate our president. What has this country come too?
"You know that country America?"
"Yeah they rebell against their traditions and hate their president. What a country!"
"Yeah they rebell against their traditions and hate their president. What a country!"
by Cantweallgetalong November 14, 2017
full of inbred twats who think they rule the world but really they're getting mcdonalds as a cheeky midnight snack and living off it
by americaslanderer January 16, 2022