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Adolf rizzler

person 1:I'm from germany
person 2: ur an adolf rizzler
by Him (the real him). February 27, 2024
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Adolf Hitler

Adolf Hitler was a sensitive man. He was an Austrian painter, best-seller author and philanthropist, deeply concerned about the overpopulation of the planet. His autobiography " Mein Kraft" has sold > 12 mil. copies worldwide.
Hilter was was very good at coming up with solutions, so he proposed a Final one.

Fun facts:

• Composer of the hard german techno song "Erika" )
• Inventor of the toothbush mustache
• Portrayed himself in the WW2 era sitcom comedy "Der Untergang"

Further reading:

"Anal Cunt - Hitler Was a Sensitive Man (Metal Spoken Word)" (Hilter fan fiction)
"French boy gets ‘Mein Kampf’ instead of ‘Minecraft’ for Christmas - Grandfather gets him Mein Kampf" (unboxing by a young fan)
"ERIKA CANONEER Remix(This Is Real German Techno)" (Hitler's musical magnus opus remixed and bass boosted)
- Hey son! What did you learn at school today?
-Hi mom! Today we learned about Adolf Hitler yayyyyy!!!
by horny cucumber May 25, 2022
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Adolf Rizzler

Someone, mostly likely a white woman, who although doesn't isn't bigoted by any means attracts a lot of men who are white supremacists.

This unwanted attraction is most often caused by the woman being: white, Christian, modestly dressed, quiet or assumed to be submissive, and or from a conservative area; leading these men to see she is "trad wife material."

Adolf Rizzler is a pun combining the name of the Fascist German dictator who many white supremacists look up to and the slang word Rizz.
Emily: "I hate that these guys keep trying to date me! Do they think just because I'm a white Christian I hate minorities?"
Jaden: "It's because their heads are stuck in the 50's, they think you'd make a good housewife. I know you're a nice person but from the outside your an Adolf Rizzler."
by anonymous March 18, 2023
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Adolf daddy

The most bountiful bounciest drakiest meat of all time would smash no matter the day and would bounce on it till i explode from pressure build up inside my asshole.
by Big oily drake December 17, 2024
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Adolf's Gas

A gas station where you can get 88% off
Come on down to Adolf's Gas for 88% off!!!
by El Buttsexo February 9, 2024
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Adolf Hitler

A really thoughtful and caring little fellow
by rigger trigger November 5, 2025
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