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Fuzzy Darkness

the condition of dimming the lights that results when a man mounts on top in the 69 position and flops his ball bag over his companion's eyes.
i gave that swamp donkeyfrom last night the ol' fuzzy darkness and i think she got some stink pink eye
by kingkoot August 18, 2004
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Fuzzy Naval

1.An alcoholic beverage that is a mix of orange juice and vodka.

2. A hairy belly button.
"Jesus! That's one fuzzy naval!
by jdizzlecizzle February 1, 2009
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fuzzy lollipop

Wiping ones erect member on a toilet seat, followed by fellatio.
Kaylee loves it when I give her a fuzzy lollipop. She was picking the hairs out of her teeth for the rest of the day.
by N Frott November 18, 2015
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Fuzzy Finish

When a man ejaculates in another’s mouth and the semen spills out onto the recepiant’s beard.
The bearded male prostitute earned a bit extra by allowing his “clients” to give him a Fuzzy Finish.
by A.Winston October 1, 2018
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fuzzy mud

When a male/female takes a shit on your pubic hairs and then proceeds to having sex with you
Man, last night I got the Fuzzy Mud. It was a kindve gross, but she was totally into it.
by Pedro Baller May 9, 2018
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Fuzzy Sheriff

A star shaped faeces stain left on a person's hairy chest after pressing someone's unwashed anus against it
Before I realised how drunk I got last night, the whiff of the dags of the Fuzzy Sheriff on my chest forced the contents of my stomach on the duvet.
by JosephKnows June 20, 2020
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Fuzzy buzzy

That fuzzy buzzy stung me!
by Bamfalamf May 16, 2018
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