grundle crust

when you are plastered off your arse and you hook up with someone so hideous not even fugly can cover how revolting this person is.

"oh man i heard you hooked up with a grundle crust."
"please..don't remind me."

by ohmahjeeehaud February 05, 2008

lip crust

The shit that forms on yo lips after you kiss a hot pipe.

Ewww! don't kiss me wit all that lip crust on yo lips. Lookin like you was kissin gravel!

by Nyah Monet September 22, 2013

Knuckle Crust

Dried semen. When remnant semen dries on the fingers after fapping and busting a thick nut all over the hand.

Is that dried skin on your fingers?

Naaahh. I just didn't wipe my fingers to good after fapping this morning. It's knuckle crust.

That's fuckin nasty braaaahhhhh

by Eaton Holgoode May 09, 2017

thin crust

the perfect compliment to 'weak sauce.' originating at the prestigious bishop feehan high school. To say something is, or has 'thin crust' is to say that it has little or no solid ground to stand upon, or that an event or happening was particularly lame.

2) can be used to describe just how thin the crust is.

1) J-Fo's math test today was definitely thin crust with a side of weak sauce.

2) man, that test had the thinnest crust of all.

by matt 'stay classy' smith August 01, 2005

pie crust

When a girl, no matter what size, wears pants that are way too tight. Their sides spill out, looking like pie crust.

Wow, look at Melissa, she needs to wear bigger pants. She is a Pie Crust Bitch.

by Collette Rose September 18, 2007

Nut Crust

Dried up spooge.

That chick needs to wash her face, she has nut crust all over it.

by Spoogie Mcspooge August 14, 2003

pie crust

The dried up left over residue on you wang after having sex your girl and not taking a shower that night.

"Dude I forgot to take a shower last night and still have pie crust on my wank."

by cmcrouse October 25, 2006