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THIS IS THE BEST NUMBER TO EVER BE INVENTED LITEARRLY WHEN YOU ARE THIS OLD YOU UNLOCK AN ACHIEVEMENT "LEVEL 69! ACLOMPISHED!
ME:69 69 69 69 69 696 696 6969696969696996969
FRIEND 69699696969699696699699696969696969
FRIEND 2: 69999999999969696969696996969696969
by brumydogdied69420 November 18, 2021
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69

Think of the circles in the number 6 and 9 to be a human head. Now image the other part of the number 6 and 9 to be genitalia. As you can see, the 6 is shoving it's cock down the 9's throat will the 9 is getting it's pussy licked by the 6. Essentially, a 69 is when two loving human beings position themselves in such a way that looks like the number 69, and allows them to "Go down on each other" simultaneously.
Oh my god, Karoilna and Will 69nd last night.
by XO-Aux June 18, 2019
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Retired Teacher: I turn 69 today
Students: *laughs*
by Jacie11111 April 18, 2019
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69

A fucking number you internet perverts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U go on urban dictionary. Cuz u cant watch porn in school. I’m don’t blame you.
Teacher: the homework tonight is pages 69-71!
by UrbanSwipe> November 7, 2019
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Me: Teacher what's 67+2
Teacher: 69
Me: NICE
by Elmoisgod May 14, 2019
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The number after 68 and before 70 you are dirty minded by the way
68,69,70
by Whatsupdog69 November 14, 2019
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A sexual position where the sexual partner gives oral sex by turning from head to toe. The other sexual partner will give there partner oral.
Teacher: pick a number between 1 and 100
Student:69
Students: laugh
by Vectorthesexgod September 27, 2020
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