24th of November

24th of November is a day when you are in school and run up to the teacher yelling "I'M A FAT POTATO" and if you don't go to school on that day you go on the streets also yelling "I'M PREGNANT"

Guy 1: hey it's 24th of November
Guy 2: I'M A FAT POTATO
Guy 1: what the-

by Colrocks November 22, 2019

May 24th

Day where LGBTQ+ gets to spend their pride on their Pride Day

Can’t you wait for May 24th?

by PC :) June 2, 2018

May 24th

National kick a boy’s balls day!

Sarah: You know what day it is ?
Sam:what?
Sarah: May 24th
*kicks his balls*
Sam:ow what was that for?
Sarah: Pay back for the 24th of April!!!

by Mmmss April 25, 2021

April 24th

National rape day? Nah, National mutilate men day. The day that you can literally beat a man to the point of death without any punishment. See a good earlobe? Rip that bitch off. Same applies to penises. Happy cutting girlies.

If a man tries to touch you on April 24th. Mutilate his genitals. period xoxo

by ChrissyChlapeckaisqueen April 20, 2021

April 24th

April 24th is a very disgusting day. National rape day. This is not ok and I will not stand for it. Instead, let's make the 24th national self-defense day for all these girls.

Girl 1: did u hear that today is April 24th? National rape day??
Girl 2: no no no its national self defense day. Grab your tasers and shit let's goo

by It's me bitch. April 20, 2021

January 24th

National Finger your girl

Boy: You today is January 24th right
Girl: Yes you get to finger me

by 2CrazyMan January 24, 2022

April 24th

Ladies, make sure to protect yourself. Some social rejects made this day into "National Rape Day". Carry pocket knives and if anyone asks it was an accident :)

"Did you hear? April 24th is national rape day. Scary, right?"
"Its probably not real, just a bunch of 12 year old boys trying to be edgy"

by Got2bhairspray April 23, 2021