September 20

A day that shall go down in history as we reveal the truth of area 51 as well as fuck some aliens

Area 51 guard: hey did you see the news apperently thousands of people are trying to find out our secrets. On september 20
Area 51 guard 2: id like to see them try
(September 21)
News: government is in outrage as area 51s secerets have been reveald

by Haz3nips August 08, 2019

february 20

February 20th is a day where all real sensitive people are born. A day to be sensitive. A day to celebrate sensitive bitches! You go sensitive kings and queens!

Friend 1: I’m so sad I feel like today Is February 20

by Fuckmylifeohmygosh April 12, 2019

May 20

The day a hot ass lesbian girl was born, she’s most likely going to steal your bitch.

Oh shit she was born on May 20th, you better hold your bitch close.

by Jesus Christ-Lord and Savior October 30, 2019

May 20

national shit in your sink day

“Yo what day is it?”
“May 20, why?”
“Gotta go shit in my sink, sorry.”

by young money thug October 29, 2019

COVAIDS-20

COVAIDS-20 is a new strain of the recently released COViD-19 disease, which was formulated by a monkey, bat and human threesome, which then had a baby, a ManBatMonkey. This ManBatMonkey was then summarily caught, caged, sold and slaughtered in a Chinese wet market, because they could. The resulting illness spread faster than anything before it, but it was much more lethal than COViD-19, as it instantly turned people who contracted the illness gay and they had a burning desire to cross breed with animals. There is no known cure, except this disease has only affected stupid people, so only about 80% of the worlds population will be affected by the disease

There goes hat guy with COVAIDS-20 and his conclave of animals the sick, dirty, horrible, sweaty mongoloid
If I contracted COVAIDS-20, I would kill myself, because I'd be gay AND into bestiality

by honneamise April 14, 2020

20 January

20 January the day of food and sleep, if your born in this day then your a food lover you love food and sleep your sweet your help people and make another people happy but your a little bit sad

Go eat what you want on 20 January and sleep

by Baklavaddi February 04, 2021

June 20

nicest most down to earth pretty girl entire universe, loves crystals and v fun to talk to 😩😩😩😩😩🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

God I wish my birthday was June 20 just like yours because you are so amazing

by Lalala_low January 04, 2022