fuck a moot day

The day where you fuck your mutual on twitter

Dan: damn it’s fuck a moot day
michelle: get your dick out, we gotta fuck

by Anonymous user 299 July 20, 2024

Woah fuck

an expression to coincide with something truly bad or egregious

did you hear that 7th grade band?? Their music was too hard!! It sounded like “woah fuck”

by toasted_ac February 28, 2023

Fuck

Something or someone who had sex

Person 1: have u fucked anyone today

Person 2: yes i have

by The big one.x June 27, 2020

Metric fuck ton

Exactly 42,069 pounds, calculated to be the best measurement produced by the metric system.

That is a metric fuck ton of shit!!

by Gooberdiesel October 30, 2025

Boat Fucking

It's when you fuck boats. What did you think

Johnny: "I'm gonna go Boat Fucking"

Jeremy: "Is that when you fuck boats."

Johnny: "I swear if you're actually that dense I'll screw you instead"

by bucket of swagger December 13, 2017

Fuck

Fuck.... I forgot

What the fuck was I supposed to do here?

by FaceFunkle November 21, 2021

Fuck Truck

A person (guy) who probably has a tiny penis, has a truck, and drives like a fuckin asshole.

Stupid fuck truck just cut me off!

by tits-fuckin-mcgee April 19, 2018