I’m in the ghetto ratatata ratatata

When your mum buys Lidl versions of big brands

*opens cupboard and sees fake cereal*
“I’m in the ghetto ratatata ratatata”

*mum hits me with sed cerial*

“Ahh”

by Maisie.ann_ January 1, 2020

Ghetto Black Friday Sale

A "ghetto black Friday sale" describes any home robbery that takes place in the days immediately following the Black Friday shopping extravaganza. It is assumed that homes are targeted during this time due to an increased chance of new electronics being present in the house, and a general interest by local burglars in sharing in the holiday shopping tradition.

Kevin : So there was a ghetto black Friday sale at my house yesterday.
Dave : You mean some black people broke into your house and stole your family's stuff?
Kevin : Pretty much.

by Darker December 1, 2010

Ghetto Hot Hands

When you run your car for 40-60 minutes and then clamp the exhaust with your hands.

Man, stop bitching. If you so cold let me show you Ghetto Hot Hands.

by Jacks Dad May 17, 2021

ghetto grilled cheese sandwich

Two pieces of buttered bread and a slice of cheese stuck together in a sandwich and stuck together in a toaster. Usually made by someone who is too lazy or a terrible cook to do it on the stove.

My toaster smells like burnt cheese from all the ghetto grilled cheese sandwiches I've made.

by ViviWannabe July 19, 2009

white girl with a ghetto booty

a white girl with a large rump typically seen in impoverished african american communities

did your eyes partake in the deliciousness of that white girl with a ghetto booty

by big dong john May 17, 2014

bleach-paint the ghetto project

To put the unemployed or underemployed residents of your ghetto project back to work or back to school.

Do not loot or riot in the city of Minneapolis, kids. Bleach-paint the ghetto project instead, before the government does it for you.

by Sexydimma August 28, 2021

Ghetto Grilled Cheese Sandwich

Two pieces of toast, 2 pieces of cheese with the plastic wrapper removed, assemble it and then nuke it in the microwave oven until the cheese melts.

Dad's making ghetto grilled cheese sandwichs for supper, "Let's see if we can eat at a friends house tonight!"

by Dave Sladek December 28, 2008