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fake ass friend

no one will ever understand how ryan is such a fake ass friend to everyone.
by ur momma.com August 9, 2022
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fake bean

Fake bean = fake person/ fake fan

If you disagree with someone they may call you “fake bean”

Bean in plural is “Beanz”
-I love strawberries, do you like strawberries?
- No
- Than you are a fake bean✋😔
by Master Of Beanz November 12, 2019
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Fake Friends

Those friends that only use you when they need something or when they have nothing else to do.
TYPES OF FAKE FRIENDS

1) The User
The one that uses you for popularity or more friends or for money. That friend that was so sweet, shy and nice at first then turns into a real bitch after they get into the circle. (STAY AWAY, THERE TIME WILL COME)

2) The Two Faced
That 'FRIEND' that is so nice to your face and then goes running away to talk shit about you when you have done nothing wrong. And when your in a group or around popular peole they completely ignore your existence. (FUCK THEM)

3) The Drifter
The so called 'friends' that only talks to you when they need something or want something, like for money, a ride, or anything in general but completely ignores you when they dont want anything (AT THE MOMENT).

Please guys stay away from these people, everyone will soon realise who they really are and they will be loners and very hated. Be yourself and be kind and a good friend and if you really want to just scream at them and completely expose them because 99.99999% of the time they deserve it and need to hear it. THEY ARE BITCHES AND YOUR BETTER THEN THEM !!!!!!!!!!
The 'friend' that o
"Wow, she`s so rude! She completely ditched me for the popular group! We used to be so close but now she thinks shes better then everyone else. I HATE HER, SHES SUCH A FAKE FRIENDS! "
by Monty - The Real Talk December 3, 2019
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Fake Gesture Trap

A manipulative tactic where someone retroactively claims they had planned a generous or thoughtful act but blames the other person's behavior for "ruining" it. This fabricated scenario is used as a trap to evoke guilt, regret, or compliance, even though the supposed gesture was never genuinely intended.
After our disagreement, he set up a fake gesture trap, saying he was about to propose to me but decided not to because I upset him.
by The Fairy Godfather January 5, 2025
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Coat Fake

To fool your co-workers into thinking you've been fired, by putting on your coat and silently leaving after a closed door meeting with the boss.
Ben, that was a nice coat fake you did last monday.
by Comas Yada December 11, 2008
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Fake

You bro you
A fake person
by Broisfakeasf May 11, 2022
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fake nigga

Nigga that dont give snus
Comeon be a real nigga not a fake nigga
by faker neiga November 19, 2016
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