Monster Cunt

1: an absolutely enormous vagina.

2: a vagina with fanny flaps that literally flap around any motion.

3: a horribly ugly or 'monsterous' vagina

"I did this chick last night - she had a monster cunt!"

by David Harris. November 5, 2007

cunt gravy

A woman's orgasm juice when thick.

When I was rubbing her cunt, I could feel her cunt gravy was as thick as glue

by Eric Styranka November 21, 2007

Cunt Muffin

Carolyn Hennesy, an actress on General Hospital and Cougar Town who is know to be a giant cunt.

I can't watch General Hospital whenever that cunt muffin shows up.

by armlessphelan November 3, 2011

Cunt-rash

A red dotted rash that appears around the vaginal area of a woman as a result of obeseity. Sometimes causing bleeding and also known to create a horridly smelling scent from a cheese like discharge from the rash. Not a very good thing to have when indulging in oral sex, especially if you are the giver to that who has the Cunt-rash.

'I went to go down on the obese mail-order, only to find she had an enormous cunt-rash that was spewing out cheese.'

by Penis Butter August 11, 2006

cunt dumpling

the female version of a "cunt dumpster" a female that goes around in your circle of friends.

man, that little cunt dumpling just went ring around the rosies with the whole crew yo

by the greatest of all time April 29, 2007

suck cunt

1.The act of reducing gaseous pressure in the immediate vicinity of the female genitalia, most commonly with the mouth, but can also refer to a vacuum created by mechanical means, as with expensive adult toys.

2. Phrase commonly spouted in heavy Philadelphia traffic.

1. My lesbian neighbors keep me up while they are screaming, "Yeah, suck my cunt, bitch!"

2. "I can't believe that cop just cut me off. Go suck cunt you fuckin fuck!"

by lezbidora December 20, 2008

Stun-Cunt

-A stubborn woman
-A woman that cannot be reasoned with
-A person who is a complete idiot

Carmen, you stun-cunt, let me talk to my boy!

by HeeWho April 19, 2013