It is similar to being cock blocked, but instead of getting blocked (or prevented) from scoring a potential hookup, you are being blocked (or prevented) from letting your poop out.
Getting "poop blocked" tends to happen in a work environment where another party comes into the bathroom and occupies the stall next to you while you are trying to poop. You experience an awkward silence, making it too embarrassing to push your poop out since there would be a loud splash sound going "plop, plop, plop" into the toilet. Additionally, the person in the next stall now knows what your shoes looks like, which can be dangerous as he/she can now identify you around the office.
Abbreviation: PB'ed
Brenda: Damn it!! I got poop blocked for the 2nd time today!
Erica: So you were prairie doggin' it the whole time...
Brenda: I had to retract so I can go back later to continue my extraction.
Erica: I gotta go now... Hopefully I dont get PB'ed!
When two good friends both disrespect each other and they have to fight, but don't want to because deep down they still respect each other. Once the obligatory crowd has formed around the two friends about to fight, they can grab random bystanders and throw them at each other and get THEM to fight instead, thus initiating a blockfote. Why fight your best friend when you can get two other people to fight instead?
"The other day, I walked in on my best friend getting his dick sucked by my girl, and that shit was disrespectful. But at the same time, I walked in on him before they could finish, and he found that disrespectful too. So we was about to throw down, but said fuck it cuz we still homies, and we did a blockfote."
one of the many nicknames given to Arthur Morgan (main character or Red Dead Redemption 2) by Micah Bell III (the main antagonist of Red Dead Redemption 2) used as an insult because of Arthur’s Tuberculosis diagnosis