Donald Trump

Literally just Ennard in a skin suit that is beginning to rot, turning it an unpleasant orange color.

He's also racist.

Donald Trump is a fascist.

by BaklavaIsFunny December 13, 2020

Donald Trump

The man who saved America from career politicians and made all the liberals cry because none of them can handle facts. He is THE GREATEST PRESIDENT America has ever seen and anyone who says other wise is a giant baby who gets spoon fed bullshit by news networks like CNN and thinks a literal pedophile would be a better president.

Crybaby liberal: OMG Trump is such a racist why is he calling it the China virus? That’s so racist!

President Donald Trump: It comes from CHI-NA! It’s not racist.

by dic...tionary December 19, 2020

Baby Trump

An inflatable float- like balloon that you might see in the Macy's Thanksgiving parade. It was first floated by Brits who (like every sane human being) hate Donald Trump. It is a fat orange orangutan like baby wearing a diaper that os probably full of shit, just like donnie himself.

Bob: " Hey Kenny, did you see Baby Trump at the anti-Trump rally the other day?"

Kenny: "LMFAO! I sure did. The likeness to the real piece of shit Dotard is uncanny!"

Bob :" I just started a Go Fund Me page so that we can pay to have Baby Trump flown over for his impeachment.

Kenny: " Fucking AWESOME!!"

by Littlehandsdonniedotard July 15, 2018

Trump Tape

Any recording that exposes a public figure for admitting to sexual assault.

There is no trump tape of Bill Clinton.

by therearetwocolorsinmyhead October 10, 2016

Donald Trump

an ugly fat man who got impeached twice ( tHaNk GoSh ) and cheated and lied and got banned on twitter. He also gave birth to all of LE KARENZ >:O !!! and not to mention - ( he gross to wife and daughter ) So- i hate him and hes ugly LOOK AT HIS HAIR LOL! anyways, yaay bye fat discusting man :3 ( i cant spell cuz i am tired TTwTT

James : hey do you like trump
Jannet the karen : YeS aNd I dOnT sUpPoRt MaSkS dOnT tElL mE wHaT tO wEaR dOnAlD iS mY dAd!!!
Shirley : BRUH NO HE IS NOT YOUR DAD!!!! AND YOU NEED TO WEAR MASKS TO NOT GET COVID!
Jannet The Karen : SHUTUP COVID DOSENT EXIST STILL!!! IT STILL DOSENT! THE WORLD IS STUPID! NOT TO MENTION THE WORLD IS ACTULLY FLAT!!!
Coral : Hey guys whats going on? :D

Jannet : SHUT UP!!!!!
Coral : D: :(
Shirley and james : SHUT UP YOU IDIOT KAREN! WE DO NOT LIKE TRUMP, THE EARTH IS NOT FLAT, YOU NEED TO WEAR A MASK AND SOCIAL DISTANCE!! DO YOU NOT KNOW TRUMP HAS COVID?!
Jannet : NO HE DOES NO-
* Shirley has slapped jannet in da face OwO *
Jannet : OMG HOW COULD YOU WHERES YOUR MANAGER
Shirley, James, and Coral : THE EART IS A SPHERE! WE HAVE AN ATMOSPHERE!!!!!!! THATS WHAT KEEPS US ON EARTH!!!!!!!! WHY ARE YOU SO STUPID?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! TRUMP HAS COVID FROM NOT WEARING A MASK AND IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO GET COVID AND BE IN A FREAKING HOSPITAL ALL DAY GO RIGHT AHEAD AND GET COVID, BELIVE THE EARTH IS FLAT, AAND LOVE TRUMP! HOW ABOUT YOU KISS HIM IF YOU LOVE HIM SO MUCH?!
* Jannet then takes a plane and does a freaking sloppy wet nast kiss on trumps mouth *
*Jannet then blacks out *

* Jannet now has covid, and will die in 50 days. *
* Shirley, Coral, and James all celebrate by drinking Coke and Dr Pepper and eating Pizza. *
* The End *

I hope u liked this story :3 But pls dont be mad at me :)

Donald Trump Sucks UnU

by Dino Chicken Nuggets January 22, 2021

trump bad

inherited billionaire, running for United States of America President with zero brains ! this my friends is "trump bad"

that whole conversation on facebook, that was definitely "trump bad"

by ozs2lb2 May 12, 2016

Trump style

The way Donald Trump would do something. The most direct and aggressive approach.

When you grab someone by the pussy, you're doing it Trump style.

by guitarf1 October 11, 2016