Two Girls, One Cup

Two Girls, One Cup is a pornographic video from many moons ago that is almost banned from the internet. The video involves two lesbian girls shitting in a cup, then taking turns eating the contents out of the cup. The girls then get sick and vomit in each other’s mouths. It is strongly advised that those who are squeamish and have a sensitive stomach should never, ever find that video. Ever.

(Anna watching lesbian porn on her computer)
Anna: “I’m going to watch the Two Girls, One Cup video!”
(Anna sees a couple of familiar faces in the video)
Anna: “Is that Gale and Trish? What the hell are they doing?”
(Anna grabs a barf bag as she watches Gale eat Trish’s tapeworm-infested poop and vomits the same time Gale and Trish vomit in each other’s mouths)
Anna: “Oh god, I not only need to wash my eyes with bleach, but I need to smash my computer and bury it in the lake, and move to another state with a new name and new life!”

by rosenovarocks November 26, 2025

cock cup

Synonym for penis beaker. Not to be confused with cockup.

Thanks love, that was great but a bit messy. Pass the cock cup.

by penis beaker October 10, 2013

A cup of what's up

promethazine mixed with sprite.

I had a long day at work, I can really use a cup of what's up to relax me.

by TheRig December 4, 2012

Cup snatch

When a girl is as thin as a board and you can cup her pussy with a cupped hand

I was out last night and cup snatched Stacey

by Dick tug north May 21, 2022

cup

Slang used by the International Federation of Hot Dogs in public, "cup" often refers to the process of milking ketchup from the ketchup cow found in Argentina.

unfortunately the cup was a failure.

by Senor Suitcase June 26, 2023

CUP BABY

a child of the sperm donor faction never went from the sack to the womb

a Fatherless individual

e1. GTFO OUT OF HERE YOU DAMN CUP BABY
e2. get a load of the fuckin cup baby
e3

by anonymous May 1, 2025

The Triwizard Cup

This is a game to be played at home with your friends, 3 or more people.

Everyone starts by jizzing into a central cup, everyone writes there names down and puts them in a hat. you than leave the cup in the centre for a couple of hours.

Later that evening a name is drawn out of a hat, whoevers name it is has to drink the cup.

The name comes from when the person insists they didnt put there name in and they should just redraw.

I was at giles house the other night and we played The Triwizard Cup, thats the 5th time i have lost in a row!

by DirtyMikee May 24, 2016