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bitter tits

Bitter tits is usually when someone is all uppity and bent out of shape about something for a dumb reason or even a valid reason. This can specially apply to females since they usually get angry over very trivial and dumb shit, but this phrase is not gender specific and can be used for any situation that calls for it.
Melvin: "Hey, look at that dog shitting in my laundry hamper?"
Larry: "Don't get all bitter tits about it, at least it's the dirty clothes hamper!"
by Eldis May 21, 2015
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Dickle tit

When a person tickles someone's tit with their dick.
Kurt surprised Tom when he gave him a dickle tit.
by Peter Puff July 17, 2016
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Dick tit

A person or object that is:
a. Someone who's such an asshole you don't know what to call them
b. A pretty woman you meet at the pub, have a few drinks with then go back to your place with, only to realise she has much more downstairs. Or...
c. That one bloke you want to beat the absolute shit out of
Jesus, your such a... a.... dick tit!
Why did you approach me you dick tit?!
I swear to God that dick tit is gonna get it...
by soulofadeadman November 15, 2016
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tit hit

The thing applied to the hoes that be needing one.
"You're just BEGGING for a tit hit."
by CBass5342 November 23, 2016
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Gummybear Tits

Tits that are small but satisfying.
"Man Jared , Stephanie's ass is on point but she got them gummybear tits."
by Master Hill November 1, 2015
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hippy tits

her hippy tits hung naturally and they felt free
by colin23 December 5, 2015
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