Cut the cake

To get married. Typically one of the first things newlyweds do at their wedding reception is cut a slice of cake. Rednecks force the resulting slice into each other’s pie hole.

Guy: “I love that lyric in Fire Lake where the uncle’s afraid to do coke.” Other guy: “Dude, you think every metaphor in a rock song is about drugs or sex. Uncle Joe was afraid to get married. He didn’t want to cut the cake at a wedding you stoner.”

by cakehole6 April 27, 2024

Cuss Cut

When someone cuts their cuss word off mid word.

Sometimes funny in voice, never funny in text.

VOICE 1
SHOW: (hung body) What the fu-
Person: That was quite humorous. 10/10 cuss cut.
VOICE 2
Person 1: Hey man, look. Me when I see TF2 soldier running towards me; boi wat da fu-
Person 2: Never talk again.
TEXT
happy102: me when i see the skibidi toilet; what the fu-!?
operivy8789: no one thinks you're funny

by subway572572 October 8, 2023

beef cut

basically when your puss puss is visible through your jeans or tights (synonym for camel toe)

“Leona! Your beef cut is showing!”

by Milky Civ June 7, 2024

cupcake cut

When you drop a cupcake

Teacher: damn i cupcake cut you

by bentcharger June 16, 2018

Jizz Cut

A version of a film, trailer, tv show, or documentary that differs from the original content by using Jizz instead of another liquid.

The Iron Lung jizz cut has the world record for “most jizz used in film.”

by MemesAreLife! November 18, 2023

cutting cornbread

The act of separating the ass cheeks of a male or female, and then proceeding to take the pocket knife you've recently acquired from cabellas and shoving it in the asshole of said male or female and twisting. Cutting cornbread often occurs in the south or Midwest where brother and sister physical relationships are more frequent. Due to the act originating in the south it was named in the mid 2000's "cornbread" a favorite southern meal.

Person 1: Dude! Did you hear what happened to Bertha?!
Person 2: No!
Person 1: Her asshole brother was arrested for cutting cornbread!
Person 2: What's an ass!

by Mr ZBD February 20, 2018

Cut Ropes

to make a man give you whatever you need without any strings attached.

we can do whatever as long as there’s cut ropes

by kingsagreat August 17, 2024