Procracktinating

Procrastinating because you're high on crack. Usually involves talking about doing these things the whole time but never actually doing anything but crack.

I should have went to work instead of procracktinating!
Now I'm just high and drunk, and lost my job!

by Skidsy March 26, 2025

Process The Whole English Dictionary Before Expressing Yourself, My Children

Process The Whole English Dictionary Before Expressing Yourself, My Children

Process The Whole English Dictionary Before Expressing Yourself, My Children

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025

Process The Whole English Dictionary Before Expressing Yourself, My Children For A Twenty Five Dollar Open Container Ticket

Process The Whole English Dictionary Before Expressing Yourself, My Children For A Twenty Five Dollar Open Container Ticket

Process The Whole English Dictionary Before Expressing Yourself, My Children For A Twenty Five Dollar Open Container Ticket

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025

Process drift

The gradual, often unconscious shift in a work process, system, or organizational behavior away from its original purpose—usually due to routine, habit, or the illusion of progress. Common in corporate, bureaucratic, or tech settings where the system just keeps running… because that’s what it does.

“Why are we still sending daily update emails no one reads?”
“No clue. Classic case of process drift

by Richard A April 25, 2025

Procrastapoop

Procrastapoop (noun): The act of intentionally prolonging a bathroom visit under the guise of needing to poop, when in reality, you're just avoiding responsibilities—often accompanied by scrolling on your phone, deep existential thoughts, or watching an entire episode of a show while perched on the toilet. A hybrid of procrastination and poop, it's the ultimate escape for the modern overthinker.

'My husband will be along shortly, he has been having a procrastapoop'

by Summer964 May 18, 2025

Procko

An absolute lover who will never make anything of his life and is a complete waste of skin

Ronnie turned up for work again and was useless as usual what a Procko

by Jexma July 9, 2025

Proctored

Being proctored is when a guy in a high school locker room (usually gay), gets tied up and his teammates put a plunger on a door, and slam it into his ass. This originated from Proctor high school in Proctor MN

“Lets proctor him tonight!” Or “ is someone getting proctored in that locker room?”

by Bandit 22683 July 20, 2025