spooge on your mom's chest 

when you shoot your garbage all over some milf's titties and stomach

Hey Tim, sorry but I spooged on your mom's chest last night.

spooge on your mom's chest by Steve February 13, 2004

your mom 

can also be used as a witty commentary on a previously provided statement

Example 1:
Person1: silence is golden
Person2: If silence is golden, then me and your mom didn't win a medal last night
Random Person: OOOHHHHHHH

Example2:
Person1: A good person like you is hard to find, everyone else is a dime a dozen
Person2: Your mom is a dime a dozen
Random Person: HAHAHA OHHHHHH your mom. dude he was making fun of your mom. lets go smoke up

your mom by Roscoed your mom June 23, 2004

ur mom fat

yonder êow reordian tôhwon epistol fæt fatu oð êow fricca cyning

Hey u suck at roblox and ur mom fat

ur mom fat by YonderSquat July 9, 2018

your mom 

A saying used in foolish response to any question or statement. A form of comic relief made by a teenage male at the lunch table or in the middle of english class. Can be added to any statement for comical effect.

..so today class we will be discussing Shakespeares entire works.....

Guy: Hey man, do you have your notes from yesterday?
Guy 2: Nope...i left them with YOUR MOM last night.

Girl: Hey what did you decide to do about that project you didnt turn in
Idiotic Guy: uh. ....YOUR MOM!

your mom by brent April 19, 2005

Jeffs Mom 

meaning that somthing is very easy. very easy

hay have you beaten level 4 in mario yet? yeah,, it was easier than jeffs mom!

Jeffs Mom by RogerB April 3, 2009

gay mom 

In a Gay House there is a Gay Mother . It can be a male, female or transgender. They are usually accompanied by a Gay father. This represents A safe haven for the LGBT community for those who family has disowned them.

We are looking for a gay mom to add to our gay house Vogue '.

gay mom by LaVaL March 15, 2016

hockey mom 

Right wing, religious, creationist, nut job. Is anti-abortion, anti-drugs, anti-animal conservation and anti-same sex marriage but loves the freedom of being able to bear arms.

That hockey mom has let the position of power of being on her daughter's school committee go to her head.

hockey mom by bluebird00 October 20, 2008