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Performative Liberalism

When someone tries so hard to look liberal that it starts feeling like a performance art piece. Usually involves flexing their “wokeness” at every opportunity, treating social justice like a competition, and making sure everyone knows they’re the most progressive person in the room.

They’ll post endless photos with marginalized groups (but only for the optics), brag about their “diverse friend group,” and side-eye anyone who doesn’t speak in the latest approved vocabulary. It’s less about genuine empathy and more about getting liberal points.
Did you see Amy call me a radical republican? All I said was I don’t want to call Emily a cat. She even posted about it in her story. She is definition performative liberalism!
by Mish.bel October 22, 2025
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goon lever

A calisthenics move. Doing the front lever with one arm , gooning with the other
Dilan Raja is the goon lever Meister, then he whispers in your ear...
by BigMuscularMan November 18, 2025
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Masculine liberal

A (straigh) liberal non masculine male with an Instagram account, no actual gym testosterone and a 6 figure yearly salary paid for by the liberal left.
Aftwr Donald Trump won in 2024 the democratic party is reduced to using masculine liberals in political ads to win back actual male voters.
by Sexydimma November 27, 2025
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fool's liberal

Anyone who claims to be a democrat, to avoid the humiliation of being associated with W. Bush, that is at heart a republican.
Wow,Cooper is such a fool's liberal. He says he's democrat, yet he has all conservative viewpoints!
by bigfootballz April 6, 2009
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massachusettes college of liberal arts

This is a small liberal arts based college in North Adams Ma. The resources here suck and it feels like it's in ancient times with the technology. It feels more like a high school than a college. With a population of like not even 2,000 students everyone knows everyone. There is tons of gossip, the sports suck, and best of all you can't even allow more then one person into your dorm. Absolute bullshit, the rules here are pathetic. Also there is only one street off campus you can party it and it's full of townies. Pines are the only people that actually turn up at this school.
by thatguy2318 November 5, 2013
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soft serve lever

When you have an erection and you squat down. Then someone grabs your member and pulls it down while you shit into a waffle cone.
Steve: You'll never believe what sarah and jamie did last night!
Adam: Did you use the soft serve lever?
Steve: You bet i did. There's a reason they call me Mr.Waffle Cone. They ate it all!
Adam: Wow...
by AT&T U-Verse November 9, 2015
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Female's liberator

An instigator who likes to divide the two sexes on bullshit they've pushed as stuff that matters in life. Female's liberators don't even want females being happy (even if it's without a man), they're too busy preaching about every little thing that they claim caused their own unhappiness, and are desperate to claim to be a female's savior and heroine.
The female's liberator dedicated her pain filled life to trying to cause much commotion and division between the two sexes, to the point that every male and female would argue more than their mothers and fathers over things that mattered even less, and every day would be a battle of the sexes, her dream come true even if nobody else would get to live theirs (despite all her preaching about other people being self-serving).
by Solid Mantis August 22, 2019
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