2am showers

Listening to lawn sprinklers, at 2 am.

Dooby encounters the chirping of 2am showers after spending his nightshift consuming short form media. He’s beyond cooked.

by BigBubbleBlower66 August 13, 2025

shower mouse

The revolting mass of hair that lingers under the shower plug, rife with rotting conditioner. The small visible hairs at the top of the plug being merely the tip of the hideous foul smelling iceberg.

I tackled the shower mouse today. Dealing with that shit makes me want to shave my head...

by NWAS January 20, 2017

Shower

Shorthand for the phrase “Shower of Bastards”. Used to describe a group of backstabbing, unscrupulous individuals.

Terrence: “I saw Baz out with his mates last night”
Rich: “What an absolute shower”

by Boo Haa Raa Sausage July 18, 2022

Viennesse Shower

A viennesse shower is when a dwarf from Vienna is contracted to urinate on your face.

I was in Prater Park, Vienna when a dwarf gave me a Viennesse Shower.

by EuroShowerPower June 16, 2019

Shower Beret

Protective head gear used whilst showering. A shower beret is similar to a traditional shower cap however this nifty little thing is made from rubber material and integrates the shape of a regular beret.

A shower beret is heaven on the hair in style

by ProductManager June 24, 2010

Shower Vid

When you send a video of you in a shower masturbating to another person.

Yo she was feeling a little freaky today so she sent a shower vid before going to work.

by xawvyy March 27, 2022

Shower mallet

A mallet you carry to the bathroom which you use to smash your shower poop down the drain.

After taking a shower poop yesterday, I had to smash the poop down the drain with my feet because I forgot to bring my shower mallet.

by Mrsand-man September 29, 2019