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Golden apple

When you shit in your partners hand and then make a ball with the shit, after you roll it in gold glitter. Let it harden and then shove it up your partners ass. Leaving it golden and then eat that apple out. Leaving both partners with beautiful gold. Aka the ol golden bastard.
Hey man last time.. we did the golden apple! Now my beard is full of gold glitter and my girl has been shiting golden flakes for days. Yo homie we rich bitch.
Golden apple by Xart760 January 23, 2019

Golden whale 

A clothing company from new jersey
popular in winslow and williamstown particularly
you man i was wearing jeans a golden whale last night lookin fly
Golden whale by Tamer abouras March 18, 2008

golden nut

a nut that is topped of with pee
would you like a golden nut on your face?
golden nut by kalikid February 5, 2010

Golden Decade 

Hooking up with someone from every year that you're in college.

This means that someone who is Class of 2013 will be responsible for 2010, 2011, 2012, AND, 2014, 2015, and 2016.
Emily is on the prowl to finish her Golden Decade tonight. She only has to bring a freshman home.
Golden Decade by CollegeGirl October 2, 2012

Golden Dick Syndrome 

A lack of male university students has caused what has been dubbed ‘Golden Penis Syndrome’ in men who develop inflated egos due to the amount of interest their female peers show in them.

The term, coined by students at Sarah Lawrence College in New York and later popularized by American journalist Jon Birger, applies to heterosexual men on predominantly female college campuses.

As studies have shown, college-educated women are more likely to date similarly educated partners. With such skewed numbers, college-educated men have become a hot commodity, allowing such men to become arrogant, thinking a steady supply of women will always be available to them. The lack of competition has allowed men to get away with foul dating practices, such as cheating or ghosting, because they are confident there will always be other women
Just got ghosted by this guy. It's giving golden dick syndrome.

golden retriever boy 

straight cheerful white boy
who may or may not cry a lot
"how the hell do you always pull golden retriever boys?"
"its a skill"