February 29

International racism day! free n-word passes for 24 hours

Guy 1: How is it going nigga.
Guy 2: You can't say that! It's even black history month!
Guy 1: chill it's February 29th.
Guy 2: And?
Guy 1: You see on February 29th Saint nigguals gives free n-word passes for all the good boys who havent done a racism in the past 4 years.
Guy 2: Oh great so I still can't say it
Guy 1: Why tho?
Guy 2: You know why you stupid ni

by Amongus the sussy January 17, 2024

February 5

Your crush will ask you out today!!

Crush: will you go on a date with me because it’s February 5!! Me: yeah of course I will

by Charly@charly January 25, 2024

February 2

It’s national give your girlfriend a hickey day today!!!

Person 1: hey babe
Person 2: “gives a hickey”
Person 1: what was that for!?!?!?!?
Person 2: it’s February 2nd!

Person 1: ohhhhh!

by Lover life is lonely January 27, 2024

February 12th

Only the cutest and sweetest people are born on this day, especially if your name is Olly

Did you know all cute people are born on February 12th?

by Uumga January 30, 2024

February 2

February 2 otherwise know as “Day of the fuck wit” is a day where fuck wits are usually born into this world.

“That fuck wit was definitely born February 2”

by Sullie February 1, 2024

February 2nd

TommyNFG’s birthday, otherwise known as international TommyNFG day

February 2nd is TommyNFG day

by #1 Big Silly Goose February 2, 2024

February 10th

National Yes-day

You have to say yes to everything asked no matter how ridiculous or scandalous.

Guy: You know what day it is?

Girl: it’s February 10th

Guy: Yeah it’s Yes-day

Girl: Oh, ok then.

by Dumbmanjim991 February 2, 2024