Fapsmackeled

To masterbate so hard that one is the rendered speechless or has “gone stupid”.

1)Keven: Did you have fun with me last night?
Dwane: Yeah dude, your meat had me fapsmackeled

2)Taylor: man that was so immersive

Shakira: yeah so Fapsmackeling

by TheFapsmckler February 29, 2024

Fappymatsu

A nickname given to Choromatsu in Osomatsu-san by Osomatsu. He was given this nick name because Osomatsu caught him—in Todomatsu's words—"Pulling his pod."

Osomatsu: Look, all I saw when I walked in was... Fappymatsu!

by local_osomatsu_girl March 2, 2024

fapateria

A place where you get/receive fap

Aye Mike I'm tryna go to the fapateria

by Def Not Ian March 2, 2024

Fapie

A idiotic moment usually done by men in clown make up or costume

"damn me and ben really pulled off a fapie in school"

by Serbian crab March 14, 2024

Fappertunity

An opportunity that arises when all everyone has left the house and you are alone to yourself with a set amount of time to enjoy an uninterrupted fapping session.

The wife and kids are off to the market today, I have exactly 64 minutes for this fappertunity.

by leviticusthewise April 2, 2024

Fapid

A term used to define a rapid fap.

After a long day at work, I decided to engage in some fapid fapping to relieve my stress.

by ModerateBeast April 20, 2024

Fapfusion

The confusion that exists when determining whether to masturbate or have sex. Often in the context of sacrificing one for the possible opportunity of the other.

Jody was in a state of fapfusion when the lass flirted with him at closing time. Should he go home and bash the bishop or stay in hopes of making squishy with the last call ogress?

by Jody South May 24, 2024