Usually a loser. Scours internet message boards for personal info. Sometimes known as a Venkmen. More often than not doesnt have a job or a girlfriend.
You're such a Venkmen! an... e-stalker
by Lumbergfekdher January 23, 2009
One whom uses the anonymity of the internet as a medium to dogmatically broadcast his noteworthy social standing. E-Winners command respect, awe and admiration. An E-Winner will typically be a wrestler, secret agent, bodybuilder, hip hop DJ, womaniser and a skater of international reputation concurrently. Their 1337 skills are so awesome that they are able to maintain 100 kills and zero deaths on Counterstrike Source wilst simultaneously being blown by their girlfriend. When offline, E-Winners spend the majority of their waking hours masturbating furiously over dead body porn and dedicate an inordinate amount of time to frotting the plug socket or USB ports on their computer.
Todd: Your status was set to "away" on Messenger, is everything ok?
Br4d: Yeah its all totally sweet, i picked up this hot babe at the club and put the bouncer in a scorpion deathlock for 11 hours because he looked me in the eye.
Todd: You've been gone for twenty five minutes you fucking e-winner.
Br4d: Sweeet.
Br4d: Yeah its all totally sweet, i picked up this hot babe at the club and put the bouncer in a scorpion deathlock for 11 hours because he looked me in the eye.
Todd: You've been gone for twenty five minutes you fucking e-winner.
Br4d: Sweeet.
by Joshoid April 04, 2006
to electronically bone, also known as cyber sex. derived from the increasing popular prefix "e" which implies "electronic"
by beefy tits booboo kitty September 07, 2008
Sending multiple messages, of a chatty/non important nature, via email or instant messenger accounts such as MSN, Palringo etc.
My husband works from home, running a website. However, most of his time is really just spent e-yakking to his mates.
by Vanessa - Diss, Norfolk September 02, 2008
reflective display technology consisting of millions of microcapsules containing negative/positively charged white and black beeds. Printed circuitry allows for an electronic display that is as easy to read as paper, consumes significantly less power and is cheaper to produce than many of today's displays, and can be printed on numerous surfaces -- even flexible ones! this technology may revolutionize the print industry in the very near future.
by Jellybene January 02, 2006
John was totally e-barrassed when his sister put pictures of him dressed in his mom's clothes on her myspace.
by senoraKristen September 23, 2007
an underground rap group straight outta chino, cali near LA. Makes jokes on other rappers (except for 2pac) on their tracks, members are-
- half black on da track(bryce),lloyd shanks(ryan), dog man(kenny), bp(brett), A'rab(mike)
- half black on da track(bryce),lloyd shanks(ryan), dog man(kenny), bp(brett), A'rab(mike)
by half black on da track April 20, 2005