by KoolKidS1ke May 01, 2019
by Ye old Bean November 03, 2020
A superficial person, with a huge ego and nothing to back it up. Acts evolved and open minded when in reality is a misogynistic ass who makes women think they care, but actually just want to get in their pants. And who collects expensive fountain pens?? What are you? 97?
by WaywardWriter February 22, 2022
Adam is a very special guy, with lots of friends! Or not, and that's okay too! He is very good at doing things and is proficient at stuff, making him very useful to people and society in general or perhaps specifically? Adam is a handsome boy, but maybe not everybody can see that, and thats okay. Somebody will love you one day! Either way, I'm sure your mother loves you, unless you don't have a mum, in which case... unlucky, I guess. Adams are generally well liked by most people because of their fantastic name, gorgeous hair, long/short fingers (if your fingers are medium size just leave) and ability to control minds. Adams should be proud to be so special and unique and totally not on the spectrum, and live every day as if it's their last (it might well be).
by ijrenabmada October 23, 2023
A cool and amazing person. They are so cool and deserve everything in life. They are way better than anybody named Isabella or Cooper or Ben or Anna or Dylan. They truly deserve the world and you should give it to them, in the form of presents. He wants an Amazon gift card please.
by AdamIsBetterThanEverybody October 29, 2020
Adam is a really attractive man with beautiful eyebrows. He likes to do drugs and his strong presence is felt whenever he enters a room. He’s emotionally intelligent and able to hold conversations that are meaningful unlike most straight me who are unable to process emotions other than their own rage.
by HoneyBi April 25, 2021
He’s someone who makes you feel incredibly safe and makes you think about why it took you so long to be with him. His eyes are incredibly beautiful, like globes of peppermint sphere candies. Their lashes are long and full as if they’re some dark cascading waterfall. Their voice is so mysteriously familiar, you can’t remember where you heard it last, but it feels as if you’ve been cocooned by their love forever. You feel protected, like no storm in this world can strike you, when they’re beside you. You feel extremely powerful, yet extremely weak and vulnerable.
And if you’ve found your Adam, let them go. Because it’s a dream. You can’t find one, for I’ve already found him!
And if you’ve found your Adam, let them go. Because it’s a dream. You can’t find one, for I’ve already found him!
Hey Adam, my head hurts.
by Rabiah Chowdhury August 12, 2023