Cubicle Taint 

The cubicle wall dividing you and the asshole who works in the cube next to you.

I have a sweet picture of your mom hanging up on my cubicle taint at work.

Cubicle Taint by Matt and Blaine December 10, 2010

snoozy taint 

Snoozy taint is the result of riding a bike (regular or exercise) too long causing your taint to fall asleep.

"Jenn caught snoozy taint yesterday after her long bike ride, it was 10 minutes before she could walk."

snoozy taint by Bear Rogers June 16, 2018

Taint On Taint 

A fictional sitcom on CBS starring Ted Danson as a Proctologist in a post-apocalyptic Detroit. Part of a prank on DFW radio's Doyle King.

Dude, did you see Taint On Taint last night? It rocked my chode off.

Taint On Taint by sImon mIlligan August 7, 2008

taint bonnet 

garment for dogs that like to drag their asses on the carpet.
--also, used alternately with douchebag or pansy.

--Don't be such a taint bonnet!
--We knew James was a taint bonnet when he pansied out.
--My dog, Honey, tore through 12 taint bonnets when she ate the bowl of refried beans I accidentally left on the floor.

taint bonnet by RatDog904 July 28, 2011

taintput 

the definition of an ashley schmidt, aka a stank ho

dog ashley schimdt is a taintput" "i know fuck that hoe"

taintput by taintput December 4, 2010

air training corps 

a cadet organization based in the uk , part of the air cadet organization and royal air force. cadets are taught activites such as drill, camps are organized where cadets participate in leadership tasks and tiring activites, and AEFs are regular activites (air experience flights). uniform is worn.

air training corps

air training corps by aslan22 May 26, 2009

Taintapotomus 

A girl with an extremely large taint. Generally hairy or smells of fecal matter.

That girl I boned last night had a taintapotomus.

Taintapotomus by WootALoot July 7, 2009