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pussy shielding 

The process by which a female friend or accomplice prevents the potential of sexual intercourse between another female and a male. Often by arousing fears of STDs, pregnancy, or societal scorn (ie "slut").
In summary, The Opposite of Cock Blocking.
Dude, I was trying to get some last night, but Janice's friend totally pussy shielded me.

I'm looking out for my girl, I'm pussy shielding her tonight.

Bitch, stop pussy shielding me, I WANT, to get laid by some dude tonight.

pussy buckets 

A quantity; used to describe how much oral sex an individual can obtain.
"Damn! That dyke is huge, I'll bet she eats pussy by the bucket." or "That dude is slick, I'll bet he pulls serious pussy buckets"
pussy buckets by Matt E. Matticus January 4, 2010

pussy promoter

a word used to stereotype girls who talk about their pussy too much, making it seem like they are promoting it to the world

or simply, a hoe
girl: omg, my pussy is like, the tightest!

boy: stfu, stop bein a pussy promoter.

pussy planner 

Pussy planner is a colloquial term for tracking your monthlies via planner/schedule.
"Is this your pussy planner?" (indicating to a planner on the desk)
pussy planner by mistikwave September 19, 2010

Pussy Whipped 

A Man that is controlled by a woman. often acting as a slave in fear of loosing the woman or doing what ever she says.
Friend#1: Sorry i cant hang tonight, my girlfriend is making me clean her toilets for her.

Friend#2: Dude you are so Pussy Whipped!

Pussy Tears 

Noun:

drops of clear, sweet liquid which flow from a vagina when sexually aroused.

N.B. not to be confused with the alternative, "Pussy Tears (Rips)"
e.g. 1

He caressed and stroked her gently, on her way to orgasm, crying pussy tears.

e.g.2

"Mate, she was well wet, you should have seen the pussy tears"
Pussy Tears by Agent76 August 12, 2012