kick the spoon

The act of tickling someone's uterus with a lysol wipe while they drink coffee to loosen their bowels.

Every morning, I kick the spoon with my wife before she gets dressed to go to work so she doesn't have to shower.

by nishinoyawarrior May 10, 2021

Kicked In

A term used to describe your neighbour hood hoe. Usually a female who gives pussy on the cuff, but will deny it all day long.

Fuck Jayden your a kicked in bitch

by Not cooked bro June 18, 2021

National Kick Your 20-Something-Son's A** day

Following the atrocities inflicted on the living legend Mike Tyson during the fight with Jake Paul. It has set such a bad precedent. 50-something-year-old fathers, Black, White, Latinos, Asian, Citizens, and Non-Citizens of our great nation stand united.
United to thwart the notion that this is possible in my house. These 20-something sons are living rent-free.

Today, we declare National Put Your 20-Something-Son in the Box Day. Or National Put Your 20-Something-Son in a Headlock Day. Our national committees have rejected National Kick Your 20-Something-Son A** day.

Dad: What?

Son: I said I can kick you a**.

Dad: (after a minor scuffle and years of near CPS calls and a stong mental game defeats the young buck and siads) I declare today the day third Saturday of November "National Kick Your 20-Something-Son's A** day"

by Sixcircles November 16, 2024

Goopy Kick

The act of kicking a person up the arse when they have viciously horrible diarrhea.

Kevin: You'd better shut your diseased ass up before I give you my signature Goopy Kick

by Slimy Meg December 6, 2024

National Kick a Super-Senior Day

December 20 - Kick any and all super seniors you know (People who act like one count)

Super Senior Behaviors include chasing Freshmen, Asking where their hug at, and general debauchery including being a furry
National Kick a Super-Senior Day

by DisNut December 19, 2024

kick 'em off

"Kick 'em off" or "Kick them b*ches out" is a hood term for a person forcefully removing someones footwear, taking it for themselves.

"Me and my men are going to kick them b*tches out!"
Or
"Don't make me come and kick 'em off!"

by ~Tephyrius~ January 4, 2025

Giraffe kick

Giraffe kick means you mimic what a giraffe does when they kick. And when a human does it, that means they will kick the shit out of you

I am about to giraffe kick this motherfucker

by rogersell January 12, 2025