Before a man gets a blow job. He jacks off and cums all over his own dick. He then lets it dry and waits for his wife, girlfriend, etc. to come home and suck it. Then Bamm saltiest dick she's ever sucked!

Jen asks her boyfriend Rudy to give her the Salty French Fry as foreplay. She says it spikes her blood pressure and makes the sex that much more enjoyable.

Salty French Fry by DJR1986 August 25, 2010

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sloppy bavarian french horn

when a female,(or a male), performs onto another male, an act in which from the rear position one hand grasps the rod of their partner and squeezes at different intervels(like tapping the many buttons on a french horn) all the while blowing, with a little spit, into the rear of thier partner to the tune of "Oh When the Saints Cum Marching In"

Nathanial readied himself against the kitchen sink while preparing to require a "sloppy bavarian french horn" from his fiancee Campbell all the while maintaining the beat of "Oh When The Saints Cum Marching In" with the slapping of his ball sack.

sloppy bavarian french horn by Beaner McWeiner July 29, 2008

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andrew mother fucking french

the coolest person on the earth. people usually refer to him as "andre the giant" or "frenchy"

i wonder what andrew mother fucking french is fucking up tonight?

andrew mother fucking french by andrew mother fucking french January 5, 2012

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