cum dumpster 

Any girl who takes loads of semen up her snatch, down the hatch, in her crack, and on her back. These chicks are down with the creampie be it anal or vaginal.

I have the crabs now because Alice is a promiscuous cum dumpster and I had sex with her.

cum dumpster by Shaun Melancon October 2, 2005

hump dumpling 

Pejorative name for a child, based on the word hump meaning "to fuck."

The Moo I work with has a zillion photos of her little hump dumpling all over her desk. Where does she find space for her paperwork?

hump dumpling by Miz Daisy Cutter April 30, 2006

dumper bumping

Dirty anal sex. It was first pioneered by the Gap Tooth Pirate, Cromer. Before ejaculation, the man pulls out and cums on the girl's face, because "she knew it was coming".

Cromer and Tiffany were dumper bumping in the locked room. I knew because of the grunts of pain from Tiffany and the stink of bunghole and sweat.

dumper bumping by Captain Crunkbeard August 18, 2006

Dumpstack 

The act of several friends/co-workers/people taking turns shitting in a toilet without flushing in between. The shit is then left for an unsuspecting victim to walk into (this is perfect for bosses or your friends' girlfriends). The ideal dumpstack includes throwing the used toilet paper in the trash instead of the toilet so as not to cover the awesomeness of the stacked shit. Must include at least three dumps to constitute a stack.

"Man when Carl comes in tomorrow he's gonna find the most wicked dumpstack of all time. There's at least five dumps in that toilet right now."

"I hate Billy's girlfriend. I say we give her toilet a dumpstack at her party Friday."

Dumpstack by Mickey Dump April 26, 2006

Dumpster Douche

A trashy male who has no class, hygiene, or respect for women. He usually, if not always, has to be right about anything and everything, and 99.9% of the time is actually unbelievably incorrect.
He thinks he is "The Shit" but is actually a wanna be hardcore bitchass who couldnt back his shit up to save his own fucking ass.

that guy is a Dumpster Douche

Dumpster Douche by kaykay131313 October 20, 2010

Dumping yourself 

A situation arising from a relationship which is encourtering difficulty, where the one responsible for causing the turmoil does not end the relationship. Rather, the one in love and wanting the relationship to continue, ends the relationship as there is clearly no possibility for reconcilliation.

I think that dumping yourself is the only way that will prevent any further heartache, despite how much you love him.

Dumping yourself by Etak_soda August 23, 2011

dumpster diving

Something that has brought me back a colour palm pilot, a 17" computer screen, several thousand packs of gum, weeks worth of food, office supplies for a year, porn movies, so many chocolate boxes that we had a hard time carying back on 2 skateboards, several computer parts (USB2 cards, Video Cards, etc.), and much more.

The best places to 'dive are suburbs, after Christmas, Valentine's day, and Easter. Office stores are ALWAYS loaded.

dumpster diving by Scavenger December 15, 2003