drunk off the weed

When you're so smacked that you frel drunk

*After smoking*

Me: am i drunk or high?
Kelly:no, you're just drunk off the weed

by AB97 June 5, 2016

Drunkasaurus Rex

The drunk person in your neighborhood known for doing yardward with a beer in one hand and lawnmower in the other; Also known for walking his dog while drinking beer;

Look! Drunkasaurus Rex is using the hedge trimmers! Better call 911 now!

by Trev's Mom June 5, 2016

drunk-tics

Drunk antics

Oh boy... here goes Josh again with his usual drunk-tics

by Camtard May 23, 2016

Druncident

Noun- An accident while drinking. Typically caused by said drinking.

He had a druncident when he yelled at that lady and peed in the closet last night.

by witha October 10, 2016

drunk brick

a title named for hot males. Girls would fall over this type of guy easily. Most drunk bricks are asian.

What a drunk brick he is! I wish I can sleep with him!

by aalllaaaaaa November 18, 2016

Drunk horse

A woman starts riding her man in the reverse cowgirl position then sticks her finger up his butt dry and the girl tries to stay on for as long as possible.

I rode a drunk horse last night.

by Hanna Banana1 November 23, 2016

drunk sexter

A woman who texts sexually explicit content as a result of consuming too much vodka at O'Conners in New Milford....

Karen drank too much vodka and became a "Drunk Sexter"

by Johnh001 November 24, 2016