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Cunt Lint

The crusty organic substance accumulated on an unclean vagina. Cunt Lint is developed when a woman goes too long without bathing or douching. Effects are worse if woman is dry or post menopausal. Cunt Lint is closely related to Belly Button Lint.
Guy: Damn Gloria, you have to much Cunt Lint down there, your vajay feels like moist sandpaper.

Gloria: I don't believe in bathing, I like my own natural scent :-)
by Greib Minzadian May 18, 2011
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Cunt Stripe

The nastiest ho you have ever been affiliated with, that you now want nothing to do with. Basically imagine her dragging her vagina across the carpet to get the std's off (like a dog dragging its butt on the carpet)
Damn bro your ex was dating you while sleeping with her baby daddy, AND 2 other dudes what a cunt stripe.

Yeah i better go bleach my dick!
by DaPhobes June 7, 2011
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Appalling Cunt

A person who is not up to the standard of humor and or acceptable behaviour. Usually has mental problems and dillusions. Most often has a plastic Nationality
The Grome and Collyk are Awesome, Pedrocole is an Appalling Cunt :nod:
by collyk January 20, 2009
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Cunt Alert

When a cunt is spotted in your vicinity.

Hand in the air, shout "Boys, boys/lads lads, we have a cunt alert"
Bektas: Mate, you seen this cunt?

Scott: Mate, I think we have a cunt alert
Billy: Cunt ALERT!
Altogether: *hands raised* "CUNTTT ALLEEEERRRTTTT"
by ScotteYx February 16, 2013
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jabba the cunt

It is where the labia of the woman is chubby and sagging in nature, also covered in a thin bristle and layer of wet slime, reminiscent of Jabba the Hutt.
Ah yeah she right Jabba!

Jabba the Cunt almost trapped my fingers.
by JJPno.1 October 3, 2013
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cunts fuked

the best way to describe a person, place or thing that is past the point of no return-basically, the cunts fuked. No amount of effort will ever fix it, so there is no point. The only way to help someone in this situation is to tell them, the cunts fuked. In saying this, you must also acknowledge alf, a well known languagist and rapist.
Oi bras did you see that kid marty?" "Yeah lad, the cunts fuked. Too much super pump for that creo-munching turd
by creo-muncher August 21, 2010
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Unpleasant Cunt

A foul odor that escapes from a female's whooha.
Dude: "Holy shit woman that is one unpleasant cunt!"
Woman: "Oh yeah... I haven't washed in two days."
by Quentin_B December 12, 2006
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