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The Banana Split 

is performed when a man cuts his dick before jerking off, then proceeds to immediately urinate. This creates the red, white, and yellow colors of the delicious dessert.
You pussy…no wonder you chafe when you jerk off. Blood is the best lubricant and that is why I prefer the banana split. There is something cleansing about pissing after jerking it in my own blood.
The Banana Split by Der_Hagrid August 6, 2010

rotten banana 

1; a lazy ugly guy or women that just sits on it's ass all day and bitches at random people.
2; a brown or black with yellow banana
look at that rotten banana sitting on that ugly couch

banana slamma

A person who is very good at giving a blow job
That chick with the tongue ring might not be a looker, but man she's one hell of a banana slamma.

Charles Barkley got arrested for a DUI while looking for that banana slamma he had the other night.
banana slamma by Dixon Cider March 7, 2009

Banana Truck 

A woman that appears to be obese, but at the same time, looks like a slut. Because she is appears to be a slut, she likes mens' dicks (bananas) and because she is obese she is like a truck.
Jim: "Look at that fat chick wearing fishnet stockings! That's a banana truck, if I'm not mistaken."
Bob: "Yeah, let's step over so we can let her get through."
Banana Truck by TyTyJewBoy May 31, 2009
a Banana Flavoured Oreo covered in White Chocolate that doesn't have Banana Flavourings.
Oreo; Bañadas En Chocolate Blanco.
Bañadas by Carlos III May 8, 2010

Banana cage

The sexiest being in the universe
U must obey the banana cage

rotten banana pirate 

A black mans dick or penis