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Wards Lady 

Idealized non-regional non-ethnic young to mid-aged housewifey type often seen and heard in corporate advertising?

From old Montgomery Wards department store jingles and ad campaigns.
OMFG the Montgomery Wards Lady is now shilling those DVD rental kiosks!!!!!

You can't DVD smarter!
Wards Lady by She Snailie _@_v September 23, 2004

word rapist 

that guy is such a word rapist; he always has a comeback for everything
word rapist by tribefan258 July 26, 2009

Word eater 

Someone who abbreviates words to no end.
Word eater- "OMG you are totes retar, I heard about that yesters! P-Hil sooo didn't text the Brown."
Girl- "Okaaayyy?"
Word eater by TheOneWithYourHeart August 27, 2010

not word 

When you've been saying a word for a really long time, and it starts to sounds like it isn't a word. that's a not word. It's especially bad when you're trying to write out a word or phrase that you've only ever said out loud.
Bobby: i'm a real boy

bobby: real.... real...

bobby: realrealrealrealrealrealreal

Bobby: OMG i've turned real into a not word
not word by Samuel G. I-M August 12, 2007
The President was so mad about being accused of a cover-up he couldn't say the "I-word".
I-word by mlhiss May 22, 2019
A censored way of saying masturbation. Often used by twitter accounts that don't want to be flagged or generally anyone uncomfortable with saying masturbation/masturbate.
I wanted to m word last night but my dog kept walking into my room.
m word by Confusedd November 17, 2020