a hoe who thinks that she is well respected in the male community.She thinks that her hoe tendencies go unrecognized however, she is just passed around the group on the DL
"cindy think she my main bitch but what that ski-hoe dont know is that I know dat nigga mike and he told me she suck a mean dick"
by SunsetSupream May 27, 2004
A term used to describe particularly high shoes of at least 6 inch heels worn by a small person. They are difficult to walk in, and if this phrase is used, it can also describe the wearer as a 'wannabe chav'. Although they are called boots, they are classified as shoes. Those who purchase "hoe boots" normally have no idea of the social stigma it will cause. If you own a pair, you should practise walking in them in a long skirt to hide them.
"Did you have a growth-spurt this weekend?"
"No way, look at the hoe boots on her feet!"
"Gosh, I'd never have thought it of you..."
"No way, look at the hoe boots on her feet!"
"Gosh, I'd never have thought it of you..."
by fayonaise October 26, 2005
A James McDonald, often annoying and disrespectful to main hoes. Constantly thinks they are the main hoe when in fact they are not.
by baths July 29, 2015
A "hoe check" is something you do to another person that qualifies the other person as a "hoe" so to speak.
Here is how it works:
You have 2 people. One person being yourself, another being an unsuspecting victim.
***Refer to Example 1 for a successful hoe check.
Example 1 is a standard, everyday hoe check. There are many variations that apply to different situations, but are more difficult to use.
When Carl acknowledges George in any way, Carl is wide open for a hoe check. When used sparingly, it is extremely easy to hoe check someone, but over time people catch on and are not so easily fooled. So it is best to use hoe checks at random, unexpected times.
***Refer to Example 2 for a failed hoe check.
If you say "no hoe check", it is automatic safety -- and if they proceed with the hoe check anyway they are either
A.) Deaf
B.) Mentally retarded
C.) Both A & B
There are many other ways to avoid being hoe checked. Some of them include:
-Ignoring the person completely until they give up.
-Reply in generalities such as: "Hey everybody, whats going on?"
-If you mention anything about a hoe check in your response.
These are just a few other methods of escaping the dreaded hoe check. You are not limited to these methods, make your own =)
That is a explanation of hoe checks. Have fun and piss off your friends! Enjoy.
Here is how it works:
You have 2 people. One person being yourself, another being an unsuspecting victim.
***Refer to Example 1 for a successful hoe check.
Example 1 is a standard, everyday hoe check. There are many variations that apply to different situations, but are more difficult to use.
When Carl acknowledges George in any way, Carl is wide open for a hoe check. When used sparingly, it is extremely easy to hoe check someone, but over time people catch on and are not so easily fooled. So it is best to use hoe checks at random, unexpected times.
***Refer to Example 2 for a failed hoe check.
If you say "no hoe check", it is automatic safety -- and if they proceed with the hoe check anyway they are either
A.) Deaf
B.) Mentally retarded
C.) Both A & B
There are many other ways to avoid being hoe checked. Some of them include:
-Ignoring the person completely until they give up.
-Reply in generalities such as: "Hey everybody, whats going on?"
-If you mention anything about a hoe check in your response.
These are just a few other methods of escaping the dreaded hoe check. You are not limited to these methods, make your own =)
That is a explanation of hoe checks. Have fun and piss off your friends! Enjoy.
We'll use made up names -- George and Carl as an example.
Example 1:
**Enter Carl**
George>> Carl, dude
Carl>> ??
George>> Hoe check
Carl>> =(
Example 2:
**Enter Carl**
George>> Carl
Carl>> no hoe check -- sup?
George>> =(
Example 1:
**Enter Carl**
George>> Carl, dude
Carl>> ??
George>> Hoe check
Carl>> =(
Example 2:
**Enter Carl**
George>> Carl
Carl>> no hoe check -- sup?
George>> =(
by MWHQB July 03, 2006
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