Twat Twitchy

When your vagina pulsates thinking of your ex husband of 30 plus years.

Thinking of you still makes my Twat Twitchy.

by Tina the Twat Twitcher April 3, 2024

twat waffle

a cute person that belongs to twat pancakes and twat pancakes only

reagan is a twat waffle that belongs only to shantae

by wowtherebud December 15, 2018

Twat

The word twat means a fool

Ben:Jake did you do your homework?
Jake:No i don't know what 1+1 is
Ben:Jake you're a twat

by B3nMi113r061999 February 7, 2019

Twat

1, a pregnant fish
2, to hit very hard
3, a vagina
4, an insult.

Someone can also be "twatted" meaning extremely drunk.

1," a twat has just given birth."
2, "I'm going to twat you in a minute!"
3, "she had a lovely twat."
4, "you are a complete twat."

by Ivy Norma Stitts November 12, 2019

twat

otherwise known as an 'audiotrash.'

that dj last night was a real audiotrash

audio twat

by h92 December 9, 2011

twat waffle

an insult referring to anyone who holds hands waffle style with their mother last the age of 6

person1: “bro did you see johnny and his mom crossing the circus parking lot”
person2: “dude yea he’s holding hands with his mom waffle style “
person1: “i can’t believe my eyes he’s such a twat waffle”

by carpetlover164 October 11, 2021

Twat-waffle

A female that is not well liked. A lower class,no ass havin, homewrwreckin snatchface.

She's a fckin twat-waffle, get her out of here.

by Jammin93 May 22, 2024