douche bag 

Pale skinned computer geeks who wear stupid black t-shirt with the dumbest things printed on them and play far too much Guitar Hero and FPS games. Who, in turn then boast about their "mad skillz" even though they are just sad pale virgins.

Dave thinks he's cool for no reason. He thinks his Halo 3 score will help him score! Ha What a douche bag.

douche bag by Anthony Stabile November 10, 2007

Douche Fag 

someone who is a douche bag and a faggot at the same time

studentatolr: hey dude washingtons gunna be great!

Studentatolr2: dude mr m. is going he is a douche fag...

Studentatolr: omfg wtf.. i demand a refund

Douche Fag by SplintercellCT February 29, 2008

douche baguette 

A French douche bag; The boyfriend of a particular female of intrest that happens to be French.

While Billy was in Paris, he banged some douche baguette's girlfriend.

douche baguette by TGNpancake June 2, 2009

douche bag cleaner 

the douchers servent, he cleans the douche bag with his toungue

i cleaned her douche bag after she used it

douche bag cleaner by tetete February 23, 2004

douche bag 

a skank that has a thingy to clean there thingy that smells like pussy

ur mom

douche bag by bob the red November 8, 2003

douche quivers 

The quivering effect that a woman can get during an orgasm which is similar to the effect that can happen when douching.

I gave that chick the douche quivers three times last night.

douche quivers by The District August 11, 2007

douche bag 

a complete moron who lacks mental capacity to say things that make sense, or could be interpreted as funny. usually shows little understanding of basic concepts. in other words a complete idiot!

you know that eric kid from chs ?? yeah, he's a complete douche bag

douche bag by realtalk24/7 March 17, 2008