JC Collis

Mixed (mostly white) midget with a big ass forehead. Usually sits at home and drowns his sorrows by playing the game of NBA 2K18.

Hi I'm JC Collis.

by JC Collis October 15, 2017

Doc Colin

Is a sexual position that requires a kitchen counter, an oral expert, a novelist, a Velociraptor named Blue, and the womanizer. Not recommended for amateurs. Generic womanizers are ok, but brand name is recommended; make sure womanizer is fully charged before attempting.

Lisa is going to get some Doc Colin action tonight.

by Sparkly Narwhal August 6, 2018

prison calling

When you call someone that is only a room away from you, kind of like a glass paine between a prisoner and a visitor.

You are so lazy, quit prison calling me!

by Eminem DA rapper September 29, 2018

"weaselpecker" collier

A corrupt third-rate, low-rent, lowlife attorney in a black dress sitting as a "judge" of the Medina County, Ohio Court of Common Pleas. A serial philanderer who, along with his "official" court reporter (with benefits) has been materially altering transcripts of court proceedings since at least 2003. Weaselpecker's "judicial" philosophy is summed up by his declaration that the United States Constitution is "just a scrap of paper, not rules or law."

"Weaselpecker" Collier and his "official" court reporter (with benefits) have gone on a weekend love tryst while his family stays at home to cut the grass.

by Miguel Sword October 21, 2018

Couch Callin

Used when someones saying they need to get home to sit on their couch and watch their shows. Basically saying “I need some me time”

Chaz: you trying to hit this party tonight?

Mike: nahh man the couch callin

Chaz: dude you’ve seen the office like thirty times stop being a bitch

by Merle27 February 25, 2019

Particle Collider

The action when two males partake in anal sex, in the doggy style position. The action of the particle collider is when their ball sacks clack together.

Carl: Y'aren't doing the particle collider in there cuz I hear some clacking!

by 342 Boi June 8, 2019

Ashlee Collier

I’m sorry for the way that some people treat you. You are truly amazing and i love you. And i will be there for you forever. Please don’t push me away. You are so beautiful in every way. Fuck Douglas and his ugly ass asianness. He can bow down to you. I won’t ever let anyone treat you like that ever again. I love you and i will always have your back babe xoxoxox

Ashlee Collier is better that Douglas

by Yohandre July 20, 2019