Zen Toaster

A Zen Toaster is the stand in name for any quirky appliance that really ought to be recycled. It's Zen quality pretty much comes down to three things -- everything changes; everything is connected; pay attention. This karmic appliance is often seen in a starter home or in a college/roommate living situation; Perhaps it was purchased at a garage sale for cheap because one can't afford even the appliance at Walmart and such retail establishments. So while the Zen Toaster works with some kind of complex stipulation like it will not pop your toast out unless you hit the side of the toaster or it toasts doubly fast, it will work if you are present. However chances are you will be distracted by something like your phone and before you know it -the Zen Toaster burnt your toast just like a Pompeian papyrus scroll in 79 BCE. Now you have no toast, a smelly kitchen, perhaps even the smoke detector has gone off-and all because you didn't pay attention for a minute with what you know very well is your Zen Toaster!

Roomate: "Madeleine you are *f%$#4ing smelling up the kitchen again with your rye bread in the Zen Toaster!?!" Can you please get Meerkat while you attempting to cook!

by emmagigio March 13, 2024

Glazed toaster strudel

The act of toasting a strudel and subsequently sticking your cock into the toaster to frost the strudel with your cum

My brother was hungry last night and so I made a Glazed toaster strudel and fed it to him

by Carmine Fardella Jr January 27, 2025

Missisipi toaster

Sticking two pieces of toast in someones ass, cumming in it, letting it get hot and when its toasted you slap the persons ass so hard the toast shoots out

Jake: "hey Bro that missisipi toaster was lit"

James "yeah man that shit was great at the bar mitzvah when it shot out"

Jake "yeah it was

by Thebellybuttonmaster March 14, 2025

Oxygen toasted

Airfried

Boy I sure like eating that oxygen toasted pink fairy armadillo

by GeorgeWBubble March 22, 2025

Ghetto Toast

A couple of pieces of bread and some maple syrup, to save money on all the ingredients necessary for french toast.

"What did you have for breakfast this morning?"
"Just a couple of eggs and some ghetto toast. I don't know how I'm gonna pay my rent!"

by Publius0987 April 13, 2025

Belgian Toast

The act of dipping your penis in someone's beer when they're not around to see it.

While some say it is slightly unhygienic, others counter that the beer kills any bacteria.

(This phrase might be a local Australian, or local British phrase)

Bruce gave Dave a classic Belgian toast when he left to talk to a girl.

by bigstrayan June 8, 2025

On Toast

When something is absolutely sick, awesome, cool, or just downright badass. Like, next-level impressive.

Did you see that trick? Man, that was on toast!

by ongodongodsheesh July 11, 2025