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tops and bottoms

When you are sick and you have diarrhea and are throwing up at the same time.
Dude...I nearly shit myself while I was puking. Tops and bottoms suck ass.
by zipper13 May 9, 2011
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top notch deal

A business deal, worth 2.5 billion dollars or a similarly huge amount. The phrase originates in the Microsoft acquisition of Mojang for that same amount.
I know you will get a top notch deal on your startup idea!
by zigah111 September 24, 2014
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alaskan top hat

When a gay man stretches another gay mans foreskin over the top of his own head
Man Cory and Hayden gave each other Alaskan top hats all night
by Shocker83 June 17, 2018
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Tallahassee top hat

The act of folding the testicles above the shaft for a more aggressive and complex appearance. Alternatively known in Europe as the Irish weather balloon.
After spotting a mountain lion on the hiking trail , I immediately produced a Tallahassee top hat. The wildcat was discouraged and immediately left the area .
by The Brazen Bandit January 18, 2023
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American Muffin Top

Even more severe English muffin top, where there is so much flab that it is impossible for the woman to look at her vagina and in more severe cases (if that's possible) it can even prevent sex. It is often said that if you hug a woman with an American muffin top she will always love you.
Bill: Hey, you see that girl with a muffin top.
Ben: American muffin top, yes
Bill Yeah, I heard that Jack hugged her!
Ben So that's why I see them snogging over there
Bill:... *stares with mouth open*
by Mumble October 13, 2012
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boot top pussy

A vagina that looks like a old wore out boot top
Dam earl did you see that boot top pussy on that hooker?
by Jimmy dong July 14, 2019
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roof top camper

A roof top camper is what is considered a scum of the universe

A roof top camper is in all video games that are FPS but most common in the following games

Call of duty, apex, fortnight etc.
Gamer one: I just killed by the scum of the universe

Gamer two: roof top camper

Gamer one: yep
by Pp water big daddy April 24, 2021
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