macho taco

Male equivalent of camel toe or taco crotch resulting from wearing pants that are way too tight in the crotch.

Dude, stop wearing women's jeans. They give you a macho taco.

macho taco by Britt77 February 22, 2008

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lavendar taco

Nothin' like some lavendar taco to satisfy your hunger!

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when a person blows his or her nose into the female sexual organs

I gave her Guacamole Taco and she punched me in the face. She then went and cleaned all of the snot out of her vagina.

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When a girl moons you and she pulls her pants down a little too far and you not only see her butt, but you also see her cooch.

Stephanie tried to moon this guy when she was drunk but he ended up seeing her moon taco.

moon taco by rythsm January 9, 2010

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When going down on a girl, and you proceed to throw up on her coochie. It is the male version of the chunky waterfall. See antonym: chunky waterfall.

"Hey my girls vag smells so bad, when I went on down her I ended up giving her a Double Meat Taco!"

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A Pussy with Large Labia.

Holy fuck Mike, you should have seen the that bitches flop taco!

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A female that hasn't come out of the closet yet, but your gaydar goes off when you are around her.

After speaking with Amy yesterday I could tell she is totally a juicy pink taco.

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