Vampires Suck 

The most epic spoof movie to come out this summer. For all the people who are tired of the stupid "Team Jacob" or "Team Edward" b.s.

Tagline: "From the guys that couldn't sit through another vampire movie"

Person 1: What are you doing on August 18th?
Person 2: Watching Vampires Suck

Vampires Suck by Princess03 August 10, 2010

Plunk your magic twangger, Froggie, and suck dick! 

Plunk your magic twangger, Froggie, and suck dick! is what a guy says to another guy when he wants the guy to jack off and suck his and other guy's cocks.

Matt often says "Plunk your magic twangger, Froggie, and suck dick!" when he wants me to jack off and suck the cocks of all the other guys in our pod!

Plunk your magic twangger, Froggie, and suck dick! by eda-skip November 17, 2022

Thou suck'st 

Elizebethan version of "You suck!", invented by me.

Excellent to be used in English class, discussing Shakespeare etc.

Geek A: Oh, Shakespeare / Milton / Morus has given us so many unalterable vales and stuff, I so appeciate his view on ... generic crap

Geek B: Thou suck'st!! Shut thy face, noobe!

Thou suck'st by Captain Hero1989 June 17, 2009

You suck young bum 

A radiohead reference. From the song We suck young blood, an insult to a radiohead fan. Insulting Radiohead's music or one's knowledge of Radiohead.

I'm sorry I can't belive you didn't know that, you suck young bum!

You suck young bum by Emory February 12, 2006

intestinal suck 

Its when you give someone who has just taken a strong laxative an enema by puking in there ass, letting it stay in for a few minutes, and then sucking it out (along with the shit) while swallowing. Like a beer bong.

"oh yeah girl, i can hear those burritos you had for lunch churning in your gut and all i had for lunch was sour cream and salsa, what do you say you let me have a full lunch, and we go back to my room so i can puke in your ass and then suck it out, nothing beats an intestinal suck after all". "Oh yeah my names Johnny, do you come here often"?

intestinal suck by johnny jerkmeoff April 28, 2006

vampires suck 

the most awesome movie out! makes twilight look like crap! if you haven't seen it your missing out!

person 1: you want to see twilight?

person 2: are you crazy vampires suck is way better!

vampires suck by lrn_strn15 September 6, 2010

sucks to suck 

when it sucks to suck at something - coined by Stuart Briggle

Tomas: I can't believe I missed that shot.
Stuart: Sucks to suck.

sucks to suck by jdgonzalez3 May 8, 2011