May 1

Tickle Aprammat’s butt day

May 1 by Manavpatel001 April 30, 2024

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May 4th

National let me bite that ass day

Hey its May 4th, let me bite that ass??

May 4th by shmerlz May 1, 2024

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Your Girlfriend has to say “Yes” to you for the entire day

May 1st-

Boyfriend: “Will you marry me?”
Girlfriend: “Yes”

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The cheesiest of all gatherings from the boys (snails) being back in town aleing and cheesing away at whatever they can get their gritty hands on.

Yo creep I cant wait to cheese my boxers off on may 9th and get super weird!

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National slap your bf/gfs ass day

*slaps gfs ass*
Gf:why did you do that?
Bf:it's may 2nd

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You get to request an open legged vagina pic from anyone and the must send it

You: "hey it's may 2nd national cooch pic day"
Friend: "bro I'm your Grandma I ain't sending you that"
You: "I didn't ask?"

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National Blawg day. Have intimate relations with your best Blawg

“Yo it’s May 3rd, blawg day” “really? Looks like I gotta go make out with blawg”

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