tie job 

When your Man takes off his moist (from split coffee where he's been working hard in the office all day) tie and puts them on your hot sausage prior to accomodating the pepperoni.

"My boyfriend came in about one second when I gave him that tie job. But i tied it too tight and his bellend fell off"

tie job by ihearttiejobs March 4, 2009

Pop Job

A specialized blow job in which the girl (or guy, if you roll that way...) first sucks on a ring pop or other powerfully colorful sucker candy, and then proceeds to suck off their significant other, turning his penis the color of the ring pop. Especially popular during ring-pop fundraiser season in high school.

Dude 1: Man all these key club kids selling ring pops is getting annoying.

Dude 2: Nah man, its great. My girlfriend bought a bunch and gave me a pop job after a blue raspberry.

Dude 1: Thats the best flavor!

Dude 2: Yah, and my dick still looks like papa smurf's.

Pop Job by buffxcrunner December 16, 2009

Snot Job 

The move that defines love. One blows one's nose on a desperate male's penis, and gives him a blowjob.

oh yeah I your mum gave me a Snot Job last night. Jealous much?

Snot Job by sickbastard69 September 8, 2010

fish job (F.J.) 

Of or pertaining to the action of catching a fish and in that exact moment, placing it into your pants, with the fish still alive and squirming, until ejaculation occurs.

Last night I was down at the river and got the best fish job (F.J.) I think it was a trout.

fish job (F.J.) by The Vice, KP July 28, 2011

Steve Job

A type of foreplay involving a turtleneck and multiple Apple devices. All set to vibrate. Unisex.

"yo that girl gave me half a Steve Job last night but we couldn't finish cuz my phone died"

"I totally Steve Jobs'd that girl the other day"

Steve Job by steve lol February 17, 2013

caught on the job 

when one is thrashing away like a mad monkey.... (furiously masturbating) and not being in a state of awareness to anything going on around you. Which can leave you open to been caught on the job by a family member, friend, lover, unsuspecting civilian etc..

awwww man i was thrashin well bad the other day when i was caught on the job by some random person walking by.

caught on the job by howler monkey September 23, 2005

brown bag job 

Girl with a really nice body but a face that will make hell turn cold.. looks fine from behind

That girl is such a brown bag job

brown bag job by Joe!. September 11, 2006